photography by Elisa DaPrato
"...an unmitigated disaster..."
"Columbia Pictures takes a cold bath. And I feel as though I need a shower."
"...maybe the worst acting I have ever seen..."
"What is wrong with the world today? The answer may quite possibly lie in this picture. Look... if you are able."
"If Gus Jeremiah Greenfield is a real person I wish he weren't."
"Run from this picture. As far and as fast as your legs can carry you. I tell you, your very survival depends on your running."
"I cannot stop itching..."
"A work of genius."