photography by Elisa DaPrato

"...an unmitigated disaster..."

"Columbia Pictures takes a cold bath. And I feel as though I need a shower."

"...maybe the worst acting I have ever seen..."

"What is wrong with the world today? The answer may quite possibly lie in this picture. Look... if you are able."

"If Gus Jeremiah Greenfield is a real person I wish he weren't."

"Run from this picture. As far and as fast as your legs can carry you. I tell you, your very survival depends on your running."

"I cannot stop itching..."

"A work of genius."